1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of costDon’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed& Flight is always on timeOur good deeds will be our luggageIslam will be our passportKalma will be our Visa&Grave will be our waiting lounge,May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.Ameen!!Remember me in your prayer. [...]

Can u dance????No!…Sure…Just try it…Sure u cant…That means u r pappu!!!…Because pappu cant dance .. Similar SMS / Text messagesone girl asked to pappu 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo…Pappu ullu ka patha hai Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao.

Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?Sardar: before opening the shop…..:pSimilar SMS / Text messagesEarly this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits…Sardar filed an application 4 divorce A Sardar & his wife [...]

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER”SARDAR:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep With Our “WIFE”Similar SMS / Text messagesWhat is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A…Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle…A Sardar & [...]

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn toplay by the rules, then you must forget therules and lay from your heart.HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Friendship doesnt occurs with special ppl,people becomes special after becoming friends,Just wanted to let u know thatU r very “Special” to me

Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…Similar SMS / Text messagesEnjoy Watchng GHAJINI Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF & He Loses His Memory. Than…1 horror movie dekhi Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi…Life [...]