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What’s an average 6 inch long

Posted on 09 June 2010

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

april fools day

Posted on 01 June 2010

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

Who‘s hot… Its U,

Posted on 01 June 2010

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its U, Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U Who‘s a liar.. Its me

CUTE persons in the world!

Posted on 01 June 2010

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

medicines work before death

Posted on 01 June 2010

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!

dil udas hai

Posted on 01 June 2010

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

during lecture in maths class

Posted on 31 May 2010

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

I love PAKISTAN

Posted on 31 May 2010

I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN

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