Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha.

Friends I’m Collecting Quaid’s Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note.

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar. Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

You are a DOG… D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai.

Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana.

Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain sharam nahi aati? Mujrim: ha ha ha ha Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?

Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum, Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum, Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum, Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.

?Happiest Man? Is One, Whose Daughter?s Photograph Is On Femina Cover, Son On ?India Today?, Girlfriend On ?Ftv? And WIFE On Missing Column Of News Paper