Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

“Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”” “”Dard-e-Bhutto”” ha koi muqabla karne wala

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

“see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea. That [...]

Fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters, but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car . . .

Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: “Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D