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Difference between Friend & Wife

Posted on 21 April 2010

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”

Smile to old means Respect

Posted on 21 April 2010

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? Pagal ey oy

Love is an illusion!

Posted on 19 April 2010

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p

What is the difference between

Posted on 17 April 2010

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs……..:p

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner

Posted on 12 April 2010

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Reply is must 2 get answer Answers 1-kanjus 2-best couple 3-everyday dating 4-non stop kissing 5-everyday honeymoon 6-deep lovers Similar SMS: Nagative answer Someone ask me to describe u The best couple in the world? Living for Others is the Rule of Nature [...]

Tring Tring..

Posted on 10 April 2010

Tring Tring.. Inbox kholo Aap k liye phool bheijay hain –;–;–<@ –;–;–<@ –;–;–<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karop

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Posted on 10 April 2010

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. [...]

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Posted on 10 April 2010

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

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