A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”

The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days….. it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

True bravery is to arrive home … fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask “hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW ‘…ylesreveR