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Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:22 +0000

Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:10 +0000

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together:at the door where the latter enters,the former makes its exit.

DEAR CUSTOMER

Superior — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:01:20 +0000

DEAR CUSTOMER:Assalam-o-Aliakum,Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,FROM:LOVE CARE CENTER

Expect the people you love to be better

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:01:36 +0000

Expect the people you love to be better.It helps them to become better.But don’t get upset when they fail.It helps them keep trying.!

Love is like playing the piano

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:59 +0000

Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn toplay by the rules, then you must forget therules and lay from your heart.HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Moral of the movie Ghajini?

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:10 +0000

Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…Similar SMS / Text messagesEnjoy Watchng GHAJINI Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF & He Loses His Memory. Than…1 horror movie dekhi Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi…Life [...]

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Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF & He Loses His Memory. Than…
1 horror movie dekhi Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi…
Life is like a MOVIE… Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad -…

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This is men?s world

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:01:07 +0000

When a girl falls downShe is helped by soMany peopleButWhen a boy falls downEverybody laughsWhen a girl licksHer lipsShe is thirstyWhen boy licksHis lipsHe is tharkiWhen a girl smilesShe is considered cuteWhen a boy smilesHe is flirtStill people sayThis is men’s world Similar SMS / Text messagesIt’s a girls world It’s a girls world If [...]

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It’s a girls world It’s a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she…
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world You are one of the most CUTE persons in the…
Imagine world without girls Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu…

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Meant by I Miss you

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:01:32 +0000

Teacher: what is meant by“I MISS YOU”….Pathan: Is ka matlab hai“Mein tumhari miss hon!” Similar SMS / Text messagesIf 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, No matter…Eid days are meant to celebrate Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the…Please do not MISS me [...]

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If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, No matter…
Eid days are meant to celebrate Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the…
Please do not MISS me Miss me. When u smell any rose. Miss me. When…

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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:55 +0000

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging&Competition improves service”.

When u feel sad….

Superior — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:01:40 +0000

When u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,“damn I am really so cute”u will overcome your sadness.But don’t make this a habit…..Coz liars go to hell !!!! [...]